Brown Alley Nightclub melbourne Australia

Rude bouncers and staff, terrible music and Overcrowded. First time going and was appalled by it all. Would not recommend.

Was planning to enjoy my second time here for a second time but bouncers are absolute c*** sh*ting meat heads who were big and fat, probably like that because they were picked on in school and have to be absolute authoritative nut suckers. I have no idea who the owner is but if he/she wants people to start giving them positive reviews, they're going to have to find better security staff. Other than the bouncers, the club itself is really good. The atmosphere, 3 different levels, an open roof area, and plenty of couches and seats, the drinks aren't half bad but also get filled with lots of ice so bartenders don't have to use as much alcohol. I'd give a 5 for the club structure, atmosphere, 3.5 for the music and drinks, and a 0.5 for the security staff.

Was living on Lt Bourke and King street at the Rose Lane apartments. Had to move out as police refused to get them to turn their music down INCLUDING WEEK NIGHTS FROM 10PM TO 7AM!!!. I even messaged them directly to turn down their music but nothing. every night there was music being blasted and I was living on the 19th floor. Utterly disgusting! finally got my health back on track after extreme lack of no sleep for 5 months.

After multiple requests from residents living in the apartments surrounding the club - the club has continued to blast obscenely loud music. One can clearly hear it through double glazed soundproof glass two blocks from the establishment. Common guys, its a Sunday night - can you put the speakers inside? Or invest in some soundproofing of your own? Even the two strip clubs across the road respect their neighbors enough to tone it down

I'm a white man and I was speaking in the line with a brown man from Spain, he was more sober and better dressed than any of me or my friends. Next thing you know the bouncer commands him he asks why and he was refused a reason. Not wanting the same fate I say nothing (I feel low about this) later on after the club I casually ask the bouncers "on what grounds will you refuse someone entry" reluctant to talk to me one says if they're drunk of course and then the other let's out "if someone doesn't fit our demographic why would we let them in" without a doubt it is confirmed these guys are as racist as possible this should be criminally investigated it is completely scum.